it hurts more in the daytime
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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