i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I booty called her while she was in labor.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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