He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Randomize
