where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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