I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Pants are for mortals
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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