belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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