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(847): View more from Illinois

garbage

(248): View more from Michigan

garbage dick

(847): View more from Illinois

rubbish cock

(248): View more from Michigan

you win

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(432): View more from Texas

"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?

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omg no way im finding him!

(215): View more from Pennsylvania

he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.

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(813): View more from Florida

Penises. Everywhere.

(772): View more from Florida

You're. Welcome.

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(614): View more from Ohio

I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Mischief managed.

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YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?

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(813): View more from Florida

I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.

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