no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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