i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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