thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Randomize
