we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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