Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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