He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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