We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
please come you make the beer taste better
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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