my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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