come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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