He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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