Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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