I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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