every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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