so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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