I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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