AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Can vaginas get frostbite?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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