what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
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