What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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