sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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