If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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