He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Never joke about your clitoris.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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