Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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