See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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