He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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