so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
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