you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
pray to the hookup gods
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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