We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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