this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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