Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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