I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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