I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
