So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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