Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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