i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
We got so high we made milksteak
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Randomize
