i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I want to have your abortion
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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