Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Randomize
