whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I have demons in me.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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