Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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