Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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