i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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