wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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