If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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