Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
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