i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I am never drinking with the goths again.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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