Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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