i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Green mimosas i think yes
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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