The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
