A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
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