Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Randomize
